Sad but true

The sad truth is the truth is sad. ~Lemony Snicket […]


…you should always get a good nights sleep unless … ~Lemony Snicket […]


It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing. ~Lemony Snicket […]

Or kiss sleeping women.

The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.

~Lemony Snicket

Where’s my froggy!?

Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath… ~Lemony Snicket […]

Mmmm, icecream sandwiches

It is always sad when someone leaves home… ~Lemony Snicket […]

Be evil

Well-read people are less likely to be evil. ~Lemony Snicket […]


…a session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed…. ~Lemony Snicket […]

Hope for the best

… the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and … can be lost so easily. ~Lemony Snicket […]

And I haven’t been the same

Love changes a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. Lemony Snicket […]