How old are you?

A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.

~Oscar Wilde

Rebel

Every woman is a rebel.

~Oscar Wilde

Two eggs

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

~Oscar Wilde

Engineer? Teacher? Retiree? Student?

To define is to limit.

~Oscar Wilde

Daddy’s money?

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

~Oscar Wilde

Which is worse?

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. ~Oscar Wilde […]

Harry was careless.

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. ~Oscar Wilde […]

Don’t laugh

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. ~Oscar Wilde […]

Temptation

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. ~Oscar Wilde […]

Oops

No good deed goes unpunished.

~Oscar Wilde